You want me to wear what?!

See that "thing" around my neck...the plasticy-PVC looking thing. It almost looks like tubing from the ventilation system of a fish tank. Yes. That is a "necklace". It flashes, but it's impossible to see that in the picture. I guess it came from Disney World, of all places.

Why, you ask, would I have to wear such a childish, silly necklace (especially at work)?

It's "go-live" weekend, folks! Which means everyone acts especially retarded! When implementing an upgrade, lots of people are involved and coordinate what we wear, do, say, think, breathe...case in point:

In addition to the fabulous necklaces, we also have NAVY blue polo shirts with the hospital logo on them to wear around during the weekend and following week. With khakis. And tennis shoes (since we'll be walking all over the hospital).

Tech people CAN have fashion sense, you know....

Oh, and FYI...I took the necklace off about .5 milliseconds after I snapped the photo. I think I'll "accidentally" toss it out the window on the way home.